January 2012
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December 2011
[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
...
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FACT: People with brown eyes are the most fun and...
…so a good majority of the population? /dumb.
Pick a number.
1. Sexuality
2. Insecurities
3. Best memory
4. Worst memory
5. Last person you kissed
6. Why?
7. Last thing you fantasized about
8. Greatest fears.
9. How did you change over the last 3 years?
10 .What do you want more than anything?
11. Bad habit
12. Crush
13. Virgin?
14. Biggest regrets
15. Wildest thing you've ever done
16. Hottest teacher at your school
17. Where do you see yourself in 5+ years
18. Favourite band
19. Worst thing you've ever said to your mother
20. Weirdest dream
Just do it.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Set Fire to the Rain
damnthatswhatshesaid:
Seriously Adele, your lyrics are awkward as fuck.
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
thaimyshoesthankyou:
That sweet satisfaction that karma did its job.
operation-weight-loss:
Dear Santa, I only want 2 things for Christmas…a slim body and a fat bank account. Please do not get them confused like you did last year. Thanks.
Watchtypeatilde:
sorbet:
chic-models:
malisalynn21:
chordykins:
darren-is-a-hot-girl:
openyoureyesthenightmareisreal:
personalityshit:
my jam
didnt even make it 30 seconds in and had to reblog
oh my fucking everything
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE THE PUSSY IS?
I DIED!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i cant stop laughing
HAHAHA
PEE PEE HOLE.
OMFG.
WHAT IS AIR?!
THE END...
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to...
Nothing because I’m fucking single.
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
laugh-addict:
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive. …and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world.
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: wtf why would you tell me that faggot, you better go wash your hands and get the fuck away from me
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
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